They're not voting because...
- I'm not voting for the same reason I...
I'm not voting for the same reason I'd refuse to answer the question "have you quit beating your wife yet?"
I shall return my ballot unmarked with a covering letter stating that I cannot cast my vote for any of the listed individuals, and demand a receipt. Then, when my ballot is incorrectly classified as 'void for uncertainty' - counted but unpublished. I shall then invoke the Human Rights Act, lodge a complaint with the Electoral Commission, and - in a final bout of irony - write to my MP.
Only I won't will I. Because I'm a paranoid introverted jerk who cannot bear the thought of being noticed.
written 15th Apr 2005