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Tell the world why you're not voting - don't let your silence go unheard

They're not voting because...

Scenario 1 - sit 8 monkeys...

Scenario 1 - sit 8 monkeys around a table with 3 big buttons in front of them that represent choices. Let them bash the buttons at random

Scenario 2 - sit dozens of overpaid wankers in a room and let them waste my money talking about it for hours, while thinking how next to line their pockets or get that move to Euroland.

Compare results of Scenarios 1 and 2 - results would probably be the same.

written 7th Apr 2005


Cian replies: You've a better chance with the monkies to be honest, i mean they did make it to space before we did ;o)

written 8th Apr 2005

Seagoon replies: I doubt it...

After all, the monkies wouldn't be motivated by personal agendas (unless there's some sort of banana-dispensing cartel involved), and so sheer fluke will give us a good, altruistic decision 1/3 rd of the time.

written 14th Apr 2005

About Not Apathetic

NotApathetic was built so that people who are planning not to vote in the UK General Election on May 5th can tell the world why. We won't try to persuade you that voting is a good or a bad idea - we're just here to record and share your explanations. Whether ideological, practical or other, any reason will do.

A lot of users would like us to mention that if you spoil your ballot paper, it will be counted. So if you want to record a vote for "none of the above", you can.